Wedding Singer Taught Us We

Sir One More Comment Like That And I Will Strangle You With My Microphone Wire!

Most Of The Stuff I Do On The Show Comes Out Of Me Just Trying To Make My Friends Laugh.

If A Girl Breaks Up With Me, I Want Her To Just Die, Just Be Dead. Not 'cause I Hate Her So Much As It's Just Easier For When My Friends Go, 'hey, What Happened?' 'oh, She's Dead. I'd Still Be With Her, But She's Dead. What Can I Do? She Was Loving Me, But She's Dead.'

My Name Is Adam Sandler. I'm Not Particularly Talented. I'm Not Particularly Good-looking. And Yet I'm A Multi-millionaire.

My Name Is Adam. My Father's Name Is Adam. Having The Same Name As Your Father, It's Alright Until Your Voice Changes. My Friends Would Always Call Up, 'is Adam There?' My Father Would Say, 'this Is Adam.' My Friends Would Say, 'adam, You Were So Wasted Last Night.'