Welcome To The Academy Awards,

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

There Was Nothing Subtle About Our Landing. The Pilot Just Pointed The Nose At The Ground And Let Her Rip.

I've Been Playing The Game So Long That My Handicap Is In Roman Numerals.

I Have A Wonderful Make-up Crew. They're The Same People Restoring The Statue Of Liberty.

He Was Bare Chested And In Good Trim. I Said That Just Looking At Him I Knew There Would Always Be An England