Welcome To The 77th And

Before I Was A Comedian, I Thought The Coolest Thing That Would Happen To Me Was Being A Teenager... Boy, Was I Wrong!

Comedy Is The Blues For People Who Can’t Sing.

Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

If Poor People Knew How Rich Rich People Are, There Would Be Riots In The Streets.

By The Time I Was 7 Or 8, I Wanted To Be A Comedy Writer.