Well, Guys Are Better At

I Am Not A Good Cue Card Reader.

I Spoke To My Dad, And He Said It Took Close To 90 Dollars To Raise Me. But That Was Me And My Sister, And My Sister Moved Out When She Was 16, So Sometimes It Can Knock You Up To Triple Digits To Raise A Kid.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

Having Sex Without A Condom Is Like Riding A Roller Coaster With Diarrhea. You Can't Just Throw Your Hands Up And Enjoy It.

Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.