We've Begun To Long For

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.

I'm Not Sure If My Husband Is Going To Be There When I Actually Have The Baby. He Said The Only Way He's Going To Be In The Room When There's A Delivery Is If There's A Pizza Involved.

All Men Think That They're Nice Guys. Some Of Them Are Not. Contact Me For A List Of Names.

I Don't Look Back. I'm Like A Shark - I Only Look Forward.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.