What A Childhood I Had

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

When I Was A Kid, I Never Went To Disneyland. My Ol' Man Told Me Mickey Mouse Died In A Cancer Experiment.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.