What Do You Call 500

The Choices We Make, Dictate The Lives We Lead.

We Don't Even Know If We're In This Room. We Could Be In A Turtle's Dream In Outer Space.

Of Course I've Got Lawyers. They Are Like Nuclear Weapons, I've Got Em 'cause Everyone Else Has. But As Soon As You Use Them They Screw Everything Up.

It Don't Care Whether I'm Good Enough. It Don't Care Whether I Snore Or Not. It Don't Care Which God I Pray To. There Are Only Three Things With That Kind Of Unconditional Acceptance: Dogs, Donuts, And Money.

I Don't Know. I Think It's Funny! I Think It's Funny! I Go, What? It's So Absurd. I'm Alone.