What I Love About Jewelry

The Fun Of Working On The Road Means Stealing From Hotels. I've Been Doing It For So Long, I Have A Set Of Towels From The Ark.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.

No Man Will Ever Put His Hand Up Your Dress Looking For A Library Card.

There's Always An Adjective Before My Name, And It's Never A Nice One.

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.