What Is My Loftiest Ambition?

A Pest Is A Person Who Can Talk Like An Encyclopedia, And Does.

The Irish Gave The Bagpipes To The Scotts As A Joke, But The Scotts Haven't Seen The Joke Yet.

Tact Is To Lie About Others As You Would Have Them Lie About You.

A Man Must Love A Thing Very Much If He Not Only Practices It Without Any Hope Of Fame And Money, But Even... Without Any Hope Of Doing It Well.

Manuscript: Something Submitted In Haste And Returned At Leisure.