What's The Game Coming To?

The Only Way I Can't Hit .300 Is If There's Something Physically Wrong With Me.

I Don't Go To Bed Every Night Worried About Getting Back Into Baseball.

I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Was A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

There Is An Old Saying That Money Can't Buy Happiness. If It Could, I Would Buy Myself Four Hits Every Game.

I Haven't Missed A Game In Two-and-a-half Years. I Go To The Park As Sick As A Dog And, When I See My Uniform Hanging There, I Get Well Right Now. Then I See Some Of You Guys (media) And I Get Sick Again.