What's This About Rice Milk?

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

I Like Video Games, But They Are Very Violent. I Want To Create A Video Game In Which You Have To Help All The Characters Who Have Died In The Other Games. 'hey, Man, What Are You Playing?' 'super Busy Hospital. Could You Leave Me Alone? I'm Performing Surgery! This Guy Got Shot In The Head, Like, 27 Times!'

I Am A Man Of My Word… And That Word Is “unreliable.

Tic Tacs Are The Maracas Of Breath Mints.

I Think My Favorite Sound Is The Sound Of Someone Not Playing The Bongos.