When A Man Retires, His

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.