When Actors Begin To Think,

Life, We Learn Too Late, Is In The Living, The Tissue Of Every Day And Hour.

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So.

Too Much Has Been Said Of The Heroes Of History-the Strong Men, The Troublesome Men; Too Little Of The Amiable, The Kindly, The Tolerant.

In Ancient Times They Had No Statistics So They Had To Fall Back On Lies.

I Detest Life-insurance Agents: They Always Argue That I Shall Some Day Die, Which Is Not So.