When An Opera Star Sings

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

Read (this Book), Smile, Enjoy, And If You Happen To Learn Something Along The Way, Don't Get Upset.

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

The First Piano Was Built Long After They Didn't Have Any At All.