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My Only Challenge Was To Tell My Truth, Man... Figure Out What I Had To Say. These Days, It's Not Enough To Boost That Roomful Of Strangers. The Young Comic Spends All Their Time Trying To Sound Different From The Million Other Jokesters Grabbing For The Mic.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.

Part Of The Kick Of Making People Laugh Was Doing Something Different. We Were A Rare Breed - Spotting One Of Us Was Like Pinning A Space Alien, Or Abdominal Snowman. There Were Maybe A Hundred Stand-ups In The Whole Country When I Was Doing It.

The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It.

Let Me Tell You The Truth: The Truth Is What Is. And What Should Be Is A Fantasy A Terrible, Terrible Lie That Someone Gave The People Long Ago.