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Children Ought To Watch Pornographic Movies: It's Healthier Than Learning About Sex From Hollywood.

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.

Darwin's Theory Is As Dead As He Is. Everyone Is Surviving, Fit Or Not. Years Ago, Any Kid Dumb Enough To Chase A Shiny Object Down A Well Was Dead, And Out Of The Gene Pool. Now They Got The Technology And Medicine To Save The Fool So He Can Breed More Open Mouth Breathers.

To Say Whatever Nonsense Comes Into Your Head Without Any Repercussions Has Got To Be A Bigger High Than Heckling A Movie Screen In A Darkened Theater.

There Are Never Enough I Love You's.