The Liberals Can Understand Everything

Tv Is Just Advertising For Your Live Gig, So I'm Playing Whichever Show Is Gonna Get Me The Biggest Crowd.

Guys Are Like Dogs. They Keep Comin' Back. Ladies Are Like Cats. Yell At A Cat One Time, They're Gone.

The Thing With Catholicism, The Same As All Religions, Is That It Teaches What Should Be, Which Seems Rather Incorrect. This Is What Should Be. Now, If You're Taught To Live Up To A What Should Be That Never Existed - Only An Occult Superstition, No Proof Of This Should Be - Then You Can Sit On A Jury And Indict Easily, You Can Cast The First Stone, You Can Burn Adolf Eichmann, Like That!

Let Me Tell You The Truth: The Truth Is What Is. And What Should Be Is A Fantasy A Terrible, Terrible Lie That Someone Gave The People Long Ago.

Once You Sleep On Feathers You Can't Go Back To Sleeping On The Floor.