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The Only Honest Art Form Is Laughter, Comedy. You Can't Fake It... Try To Fake Three Laughs In An Hour - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha - They'll Take You Away, Man. You Can't.

Satire Is Tragedy Plus Time.

I've Talked To Biblical Cats, And Neanderthals Who Been Here Since Day One. No One Here Has Even Seen The Big Boss. Ever.

When Earth Gets Good And Crowded, Like 15th Century England, Then Some New Pilgrims Are Gonna Rocket Their Mayflowers To A New Solar System.

Freedom Of Speech Is A Two Way Street, Man. You Have The Right To Say Whatever You Want And The Boss Has A Right To Tell The Police To Arrest You.