I've Talked To Biblical Cats,

Marijuana Will Be Legal Some Day, Because The Many Law Students Who Now Smoke Pot Will Someday Become Congressmen And Legalize It In Order To Protect Themselves.

Tv Is Just Advertising For Your Live Gig, So I'm Playing Whichever Show Is Gonna Get Me The Biggest Crowd.

The Liberals Can Understand Everything But People Who Don't Understand Them.

I Want To Perform An Unnatural Act.

I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.