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During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

My Childhood Was Bad. No Father. Mother Was Greedy And Brought Me Up Awful - Never Made Me Breakfast Once. I Don't Want To Get Started. One Story Is Worse Than Another.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She Had A Face Like A Saint-a Saint Bernard!

On Halloween, The Parents Sent Their Kids Out Looking Like Me.