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If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

You Know You're Ugly When You Go To The Proctologist And He Sticks His Finger In Your Mouth.

I Told My Psychiatrist That Everyone Hates Me. He Said I Was Being Ridiculous - Everyone Hasn't Met Me Yet.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.