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The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

I've Said A Thousand Times, You Can't Go Into A Shop And Buy A Good Golf Game.

The Three Things I Fear Most In Golf Are Lightning, Ben Hogan And A Downhill Putt.

A Bad Putter Is Like A Bad Apple In A Barrel. First, It Turns Your Chipping Game Sour. Then It Begins To Eat Into Your Irons And Finally It Just Cleans The Head Off Your Driver.

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.