When I Was A Kid

I Like To Date Schoolteachers. If You Do Something Wrong, They Make You Do It Over Again.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

We Were Poor. We Were So Poor, In My Neighborhood The Rainbow Was In Black-and-white.

Men Who Do Things Without Being Told Draw The Most Wages.

I Can't Figure Women Out. They Put On Makeup For Three Hours. They Wear Things That Make Them Smaller. Things That Make Them Bigger. Then They Meet A Man And They Want Truth.