When I Was Born I

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.

It's Tough To Stay Married. My Wife Kisses The Dog On The Lips, Yet She Won't Drink From My Glass.

What A Childhood I Had. My Parents Sent Me To A Child Psychiatrist. The Kid Didn't Help Me At All.

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.