When I Was Born, They

I Made Jokes About Kissing Murphy Brown. But If That's What Cost Me My Job, My Wife Will Probably Say, "hey Asshole, I Told You So".

Artists Need To Express.

The First Broadway Show I Saw Was When I Was 11. I Saw 'hair.

The Musical Stuff I'd Go Up For Was Always Funny, Sexy, Tough-as-nails, Heart-of-gold Characters.

When I Was Born, They Put Casts On My Legs 'cause I Had Some Kind Of Dysplasia Or Something. My Legs Were All Messed Up.