When I Was Ten, My

I Used To Think That The Brain Was The Most Wonderful Organ In My Body. Then I Realized Who Was Telling Me This.

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.

Because We Allow Handguns. When You Know Someone In The Crowd Might Be Packing A Rod, It Can't Help But Rush Your Timing.

I Was At The Wal-mart, Which Is Where I Think Everybody Goes Eventually. If They Die Without Christ.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.