When I Was Your Age,

No Human On God's Earth Is A Nobody.

Ok. Don't Panic. Don't Panic. It's Only A Visa Bill. It's A Piece Of Paper; A Few Numbers. I Mean, Just How Scary Can A Few Numbers Be?

My Voice Is Clotted With Unshed Tears.

My Real Name Is Madeleine Wickham, Under Which I Write Dramas With An Edge Of Humour. As Sophie Kinsella Its Fast, All-out Comedies, Such As The Shopaholic Series.

Why Can't Parents Dance? Is It Some Universal Law Of Physics Or Something?