When In Trouble, Mumble.

It Is Not That Which Is Beautiful That Pleases Us, But That Which Pleases Is Is Called Beautiful.

The Purpose Of Life Is Not To Be Happy, The Purpose Of Life Is To Matter.

Happiness, In The Ancient, Noble Sense, Means Self-fulfillment—and Is Given To Those Who Use To The Fullest Whatever Talents God … Bestowed Upon Them.

Dogs Are Getting Bigger, According To A Leading Dog Manufacturer.

The Fellow Who Laughs Last May Laugh Best, But He Gets The Reputation Of Being Very Slow-witted.