When It's Three O'clock In

The Internet Has Changed Everything. People Will Be Discovered Online. People Buy Music Online. It's A Completely Different Way To Get Entertainment.

I Haven't Left My House In Days. I Watch The News Channels Incessantly. All The News Stories Are About The Election; All The Commercials Are Viagra And Cialis. Election, Erection, Election, Erection! Either Way We're Screwed!

I Was Brought Up On Rock-'n'-roll. It Was Sort Of Funny Because I Couldn't Get Interested In Anything Else - I Tried And Tried But I Couldn't Get Into Science...or Mathematics, I Just Cut Myself Off From Anything Else There Was To Get Interested In.

When It's Three O'clock In New York, It's Still 1938 In London.

If Only I'd Known My Differentness Would Be An Asset, Then My Earlier Life Would Have Been Much Easier.