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Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That Are Out Of Sync With Your Wrinkles.

Happiness Is A Dry Martini And A Good Woman ... Or A Bad Woman.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

In What Other Business Can A Guy My Age Drink Martinis, Smoke Cigars And Sing? I Think All People Who Retire Ought To Go Into Show Business. I've Been Retired All My Life.

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.