When Lee And Jack Win,

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

I Never Prayed That I Would Make A Putt. I Prayed That I Would React Well If I Missed.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.