When You Make Your Mark

Housework Is What A Woman Does That Nobody Notices Unless She Hasn't Done It.

The Saddest Thing In Life Is To Marry A Woman Who Looks Like A Cook--and Isn't.

Age Brings Wisdom To Some Men, And To Others Chess.

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.

The Only Medicine That Needs No Prescription, Has No Unpleasant Taste, And Costs No Money Is Laughter.