When You Meet Someone You

Most Of My Teachers When I Grew Up Were Like Older White Women. So, I Couldn't Really Channel Them.

Come Cook Food With Me And Do Nothing.

I Just Didn’t Want To Be Pigeonholed As An 'ethnic Comic' Or An 'asian Comic.' I Just Wanted To Be On The Same Playing Field As Everyone Else.

Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn't Notice.

I Have An Amazing Metabolism. I'm Sure That'll Be Gone One Day. But I Like To Exercise, Too, So I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Really Fat.