When You're In Love It's

For 45 Years I've Worked Without An Audience.

During Sex I Fantasize That I'm Someone Else.

I Like To Read Biographies Of Authors That I Love, Like Richard Yates. I Also Like To See What Non-fiction Authors Are Out There. My Bible Is Something Happened. It's One Of The Greatest Books I've Ever Read. But If I Don't Read A Dostoevsky Soon I'm Going To Kill Myself.

I Tried Phone Sex - It Gave Me An Ear Infection.

When You're In Love It's The Most Glorious Two And A Half Days Of Your Life.