When You've Heard One Bagpipe

Maybe I Live In What Is For Me The Wrong Time.

And That, My Friend, Is How The World Ends. On The Edge Of A Precipice, With One Foot Over The Edge, It Stops, Turns And Goes Back, Leaving An Empty Earth Of Birds And Insects, Wind, Rain And Rusting Weapons.

It May Be That The Strongest Instinct Of The Human Race, Stronger Than Sex Or Hunger, Is Curiosity: The Absolute Need To Know. It Can And Often Does Motivate A Lifetime, It Kills More Than Cats, And The Prospect Of Satisfying It Can Be The Most Exciting Of Emotions.

So All In All There Wasn't Anything Really Wrong With My Life. Except That, Like Most Everyone Else's I Knew About, It Had A Big Gaping Hole In It, An Enormous Emptiness, And I Didn't Know How To Fill It Or Even Know What Belonged There.

When You've Heard One Bagpipe Tune, You've Heard Them Both.