Whenever I Try To Spell

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

If I Had A Bookstore I Would Make All The Mystery Novels Hard To Find.

I Believe In Empathy. When Religion Provides That For People, It's The Best Thing In The World.

I Love Steven Wright.

Sometimes If I Really Want To Get Someone's Attention, I'll Start A Sentence With Something Like, "i'm Not Racist, But..." I Say, "i'm Not Racist, But You Look Great Today." They Say, "that Wasn't Racist At All." I Said, "i Know. I Said I'm Not Racist. You Never Listen. Typical Mexican."