Why Are Black Folks Singing

Dogs Are Great Assets To Candidates, And The Feeling Seems To Be Engendered That If A Dog Loves The Candidate, He Can't Be All That Bad.

A Klaner Kkk Is A Cat Who Gets Out Of Bed In The Middle Of The Night And Takes His Sheet With Him.

America Is 5 Percent Of The World's Population And Consumes 96 Percent Of The World's Hard Drugs.

Political Promises Are Much Like Marriage Vows. They Are Made At The Beginning Of The Relationship Between Candidate And Voter, But Are Quickly Forgotten.

The Naacp Is A Wonderful Organization . . . But Do You Realize If Tomorrow Morning We Had Complete Integration, All Them Cats Would Be Outta Work?