Why Do I Drink Champagne

I Will Accept Anything In The Theatre . . . Provided It Amuses Or Moves Me. But If It Does Neither, I Want To Go Home.

There Isn't A Particle Of You That I Don't Know, Remember, And Want.

We Have No Reliable Guarantee That The Afterlife Will Be Any Less Exasperating Than This One, Have We?

Never Mind, Dear, We're All Made The Same, Though Some More Than Others.

Christmas Is At Our Throats Again.