Why Do I Drink Champagne

Fifty-four Years Of Love And Tenderness And Crossness And Devotion And Unswerving Loyalty. Without Her I Could Have Achieved A Quarter Of What I Have Achieved, Not Only In Terms Of Success And Career, But In Terms Of Personal Happiness.

I Want A Horse And Plough, Chickens Too, Just One Cow, With A Wistful Moo.

Mad Dogs And Englishmen Go Out In The Mid-day Sun.

Good Heavens, Television Is Something You Appear On; You Don't Watch.

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.