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Pardon Me I've Got Nothing To Say.

The Wisest Man I Ever Knew Taught Me Something I Never Forgot. And Although I Never Forgot It, I Never Quite Memorized It Either. So What I’m Left With Is The Memory Of Having Learned Something Very Wise That I Can’t Quite Remember.

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

My First Rule: I Don't Believe Anything The Government Tells Me.

You Know An Odd Feeling? Sitting On The Toilet Eating A Chocolate Candy Bar.