Why Is It Called Tourist

One Great Thing About Getting Old Is That You Can Get Out Of All Sorts Of Social Obligations Just By Saying You're Too Tired.

As Powerful As Anyone May Claim God To Be, Somehow He Always Needs Money.

An Art Thief Is A Man Who Takes Pictures.

You Show Me Something That Doesn't Cause Cancer, And I'll Show You Something That Isn't On The Market Yet.

The More Syllables A Euphemism Has, The Further Divorced From Reality It Is.