Why Paris? Paris Needs No

Having Your Back Scratched Is Not The Only Reason To Be Married, But It Is A Good One, Especially For Those Spots That Are So Hard To Reach By Yourself.

Why Paris? Paris Needs No Reason. Paris Is Its Own Reason.

I Feel Warm And Reassured," I Whispered. "he's Like Santa.

I Guess Life Is Full Of Maybes.

Hey! Jack The Wanker! Over Here! I Want Your Autograph!