Why Sip From A Tea

You Kill Me And I'll See That You Never Work In This Town Again.

There Are Few Takers For The Quiet Heart.

In My Opening Seconds, I Would Say, "it's Great To Be Here," Then Move To Several Other Spots On The Stage And Say, "no, It's Great To Be Here!" I Would Move Again: "no, It's Great To Be Here!

I Opened The Show With This Line: "i Have Decided To Give The Greatest Performance Of My Life! Oh, Wait, Sorry, That's Tomorrow Night.

Comedy Is A Distortion Of What Is Happening, And There Will Always Be Something Happening.