Willie Nelson's The One Who

The Thing That Bothers Me The Most Is The Recklessness And Greed Of The Local Ranchers, Who Run Too Many Cattle Back Here, Choking With Waste The Creek That Runs Through My Property. There's Certain Times Of Day That The Cowboys Like To Send Them Turds Down The River. Them F**kers Piss Me Off. If You Gotta Mess Up The Ecology Of The World In Order To Raise A Bunch Of Cows, Well Eat Somethin Else. I'm Not A Fan Of The Cowboys.

It Sounds Like Something From A Woody Guthrie Song, But It's True; I Was Raised In A Freight Car.

Willie Nelson's The One Who Told Me The Reason It Costs So Much To Get Divorced Is Because It's Worth It.

We're Bar Room Buddies And We're The Best Kind, Nobody Messes With That Friend Of Mine. Chug-a-lug-a-lug-a-lugga, Bar Room Buddy Of Mine.

Guitar Playing Is Very Important To Me. It's Like Golf To Some Other People; It's Important To Me That I Play Good.