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Ohio Claims They Are Due A President As They Haven't Had One Since Taft. Look At The United States, They Have Not Had One Since Lincoln.

He [calvin Coolidge] Is The First President To Discover That What The American People Want Is To Be Left Alone.

I Hope We Never Live To See The Day When A Thing Is As Bad As Some Of Our Newspapers Make It.

The Best Way To Make A Fire With Two Sticks Is To Make Sure One Of Them Is A Match.

After Eating An Entire Bull, A Mountain Lion Felt So Good He Started Roaring. He Kept It Up Until A Hunter Came Along And Shot Him... The Moral: When You're Full Of Bull, Keep Your Mouth Shut.