With His Blessings From Above,

When Jerry Lewis And I Were Big, We Used To Go To Parties, And Everybody Thought I Was Big-headed And Stuck Up, And I Wasn't. It Was Because I Didn't Know How To Speak Good English, So I Used To Keep My Mouth Shut.

Haven't Got A Girl, But I Can Wish. So I'll Take Me Down To Main Street And That's Where I'll Select My Imaginary Dish.

In A Tuxedo, I'm A Star. In Regular Clothes, I'm A Nobody.

Motivation Is A Lotta Crap.

You're Not Drunk If You Can Lie On The Floor Without Holding On.