With The Collapse Of Vaudeville

I'm At The Age Now Where Just Putting My Cigar In Its Holder Is A Thrill.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Define Your Business Goals Clearly So That Others Can See Them As You Do.

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

Lots Of People Have Asked Me What Gracie And I Did To Make Our Marriage Work. It's Simple - We Don't Do Anything. I Think The Trouble With A Lot Of People Is That They Work Too Hard At Staying Married. They Make A Business Out Of It. When You Work Too Hard At A Business You Get Tired; And When You Get Tired You Get Grouchy; And When You Get Grouchy You Start Fighting; And When You Start Fighting You're Out Of Business.