Without Question The Most Unpopular

As You'll Never Hear The Thing Again, My Boy, Why Not Throw In A Couple Of Brass Bands?

If She Is Attractive, I Can't Perform With Her; If She Is Not, Then I Won't.

Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent Of St Pancras Railway Station.

They Are Quite Hopeless - Drooling, Driveling, Doleful, Depressing, Dropsical Drips.

If I Were A Dictator I Should Make It Compulsory For Every Member Of The Population Between The Ages Of Four And Eighty To Listen To Mozart For At Least A Quarter Of An Hour Daily For The Coming Five Years.