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Opportunity Knocks At Every Man's Door Once. On Some Men's Door It Hammers Till It Breaks Down The Door And Then It Goes In And Wakes Him Up If He's Asleep, And Ever Afterward It Works For Him As A Night Watchman.

Histhry Is A Post-mortem Examination. It Tellsye What A Counthry Died Iv. But I'd Like To Know What It Lived Iv.

The Last Man That Makes A Joke Owns It.

I Niver Knew A Pollytician To Go Wrong Ontil He's Been Contaminated By Contact With A Business Man.

A Man's Idea In A Game Of Cards Is War, Cruel, Devastating, And Pitiless. A Lady's Idea Of It Is A Combination Of Larceny, Embezzlement And Burglary.