Would You Put A Pastrami

The New York Times Does An Unbelievable Amount Of Damage Because Every Day Television And Radio Stations Along With The Rest Of Media Take Their Lead On The Way The News Should Be Presented Along With What Actually Is The News.

They Call It Football, But The Object Of The Game Is To Bash The Other Guy So Hard That He's Eventually Carried Off The Field On A Stretcher. I Can't Watch Football Anymore. My Psychiatrist Said It's Better That Way. I Used To Watch A Game, See The Players In A Huddle - And Think They Were Talking About Me.

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

I Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something.