Writer's Block Is A Myth.

I Grew Up In An Era When Strange Adults Would Grab Me On The Street And Say: 'don't Do That.' You Never See That These Days. 'hi, We Took The Liberty Of Spanking Your Son.' Oh Thanks, My Hand Was Getting Worn.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.